unfuckwithable.ca

So I nicely emailed Tumblr tech support to see if I could get my username switched from frenchelon to unfuckwithable, to match my domain name for this Tumblr, unfuckwithable.ca.

Apparently since I’m not Pitchfork, I can’t get my username switched to an account that’s been dormant for about a year.  I mean, I understand, I’ve lived in America long enough to understand that unless I have mad cash or an internet hood pass, I ain’t getting shit.

So fuck it, I guess I’m gonna have to copyright my shit all official-like, in the US and Canada, and then send some cease and desist letters.  Or I could start writing hackneyed and contrived reviews of “indie” bands for record labels and red state hipsters to pre-cum over.  Whatever works.

Not trying to be a dick (obviously I am being a dick), but let’s aim for some fucking consistency with the special favours around here.  I love Tumblr and the Tumblr Staff and I’d gladly pay for the service, so, no hard feelings eh? ::internet hugz::

xoxox
Brian

p.s. - Apparently, I am, fuckwithable.