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laroche:

These sacres are commonly given in a phonetic spelling to indicate the differences in pronunciation from the original word, several of which, notably the deletion of final consonants and change of [ɛ] to [a] before /r/ are typical of highly informal Quebec French.

• baptême - “baptism”
• câlice (calice) - “chalice”
• calvaire - “Calvary”
• ciarge (cierge) - “votive or Paschal candle”
• ciboire - “ciborium” or “pyx”, the receptacle in which the host is stored
• crisse (Christ) - “Christ”
• maudit - “damn”
• mozusse (Moïse)- “Moses”
• ostie (hostie) - “host”
• sacrament (sacrement) - “Sacrament”
• tabarnak (tabernacle) - “tabernacle”
• viarge (vierge) - “the Virgin Mary”

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câlice is my go-to curse word about 100 per cent of the time.