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“Is it cool if I use one of you in a bikini shot? Like one where I can see a little nip? I promise to actually answer your calls from now on.”

and

“Have any photos of yourself without your husband in them? I wanna remember the good times when I could still tickle your vagina without consequences or having to be honest with you all the time.”

and

“Send me the least faggiest photo of yourself. I don’t want people thinking I’ve been lurking on grindr when you call.”