YOU GUYS. John Goodman, the billionaire polo tycoon who adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend to shell his assets LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BOB ODENKIRK… AKA SAUL GOODMAN.
Somebody please make a Lifetime movie of this…
Can someone adopt me? I cook, I clean, I’m good at Tumblr, and I’m good at sex. This won’t be weird, let’s just do it.
Brian-Michel is/est: