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“Hey, so uh, I was thinking about a new show to air after Big Brother.  How about we take Gossip Girl, but have it take place in DC.  Like show kids in Iowa what it’s like to be Jenna Bush or Meghan McCain, but you know, sexier.  Starring sexy people.  And for the trailer, we can use some ‘indie rock’ band.  From Brooklyn.  The kids are really into Brooklyn these days.”  - CBS Network Executive

[via Wonkette]