I’ve gotten like three unsolicited copies of this “genealogical leaflet” in my inbox in just as many days. Okay, I get it French Consulate. I missed Bastille Day. Je suis désolé, et merde.
But if this means that I’m related to Didi Gagnon, put “fucking my cousins” at the top of my “things I’m okay with” list.
Brian-Michel is/est: