Back when I was a sophomore in college, I had a dream of how my life was going to turn out. After graduation, I would move to Montréal and get a decent job at Radio-Canada and spend my spare time getting drunk and bitching about how the Canadiens haven’t won a Stanley Cup since 1993. Some time later, after sleeping with many trashy strippers from Laval, I’d settle down with a nice girl who drives a Vespa, has amazing blue eyes and likes to make music videos about cooking.
P.S. - Her name is Catherine. How appropriate.

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