Maybe there was a little bit of a misunderstanding. […] What he does before or after the race I have no problem with. I just thought that his gesticulation during the race was maybe a little disrespectful.

Jacques Rogge, on Usain Bolt’s celebration after winning the 100 metres in 2008

So, to recap, no problem with a guy celebrating immediately after winning gold, but if a women’s team has a few beers after all the spectators leave, HOLY SHIT HUGE SCANDAL.