SMS Away Messages!
- Available
- On the phone
- Away
- Don’t look at who your girlfriend is sexting because it’s me and I value our friendship
- Having sex
- Only masturbating
- #2
- Disco napping
- Asleep
- Asleep because I want to ignore you
- On a plane, don’t Alec Baldwin me
- Driving, so keep it short
- Drunk/high/we will regret this later
- Talk to the Siri
Brian-Michel is/est: