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SMS Away Messages!

  • Available
  • On the phone
  • Away
  • Don’t look at who your girlfriend is sexting because it’s me and I value our friendship
  • Having sex
  • Only masturbating
  • #2
  • Disco napping
  • Asleep
  • Asleep because I want to ignore you
  • On a plane, don’t Alec Baldwin me
  • Driving, so keep it short
  • Drunk/high/we will regret this later
  • Talk to the Siri
  1. iamnotarockstar said: 8 & 13 are my favourites.
  2. unfuckwithable posted this