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Tumblr: Deux poids, deux mesures

So I nicely emailed Tumblr tech support to see if I could get my username switched from frenchelon to unfuckwithable, to match my domain name for this Tumblr, unfuckwithable.ca.

Apparently since I’m not Pitchfork, I can’t get my username switched to an account that’s been dormant for about a year.  I mean, I understand, I’ve lived in America long enough to understand that unless I have mad cash or an internet hood pass, I ain’t getting shit.

So fuck it, I guess I’m gonna have to copyright my shit all official-like, in the US and Canada, and then send some cease and desist letters.  Or I could start writing hackneyed and contrived reviews of “indie” bands for record labels and red state hipsters to pre-cum over.  Whatever works.

Not trying to be a dick (obviously I am being a dick), but let’s aim for some fucking consistency with the special favours around here.  I love Tumblr and the Tumblr Staff and I’d gladly pay for the service, so, no hard feelings eh? ::internet hugz::

xoxox
Brian

p.s. - Apparently, I am, fuckwithable.

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permalink Brave Radar on bande à part!

Brave Radar on bande à part!

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permalink Yeah, this is where I live.

Yeah, this is where I live.

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permalink Props if you get the reference.

Props if you get the reference.

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permalink La Leçon: Well well

So, let’s all be honest here. After all, it’s late on a thursday night/Friday morning so why not?

So, since I moved here (4 years ago) I have been invited to 4 different peoples places. And numerous times at the same places, that makes it sound less bad. well. Out of these 4 times, all of those 4…

Less publicly supported than in Quebec, and Canada in general.  Except in NYC, LA and a few other cool cities in America.  New Orleans is very supportive, just on the super downlow.
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permalink Shit's getting the fuck real over on formspring.
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permalink When starting a new account from an iPhone (on Safari, not the Tumblr app) this floating window appears and CAN’T BE CLOSED. Super irritating and makes Tumblring impossible. Please fix?? Thanks!

When starting a new account from an iPhone (on Safari, not the Tumblr app) this floating window appears and CAN’T BE CLOSED. Super irritating and makes Tumblring impossible. Please fix??

Thanks!

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permalink Missed GPOYW, oh well.

Missed GPOYW, oh well.

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permalink Jean-Eric on Tumblr

FOLLOW THESE GUYS ON TUMBLR.  SUIVEZ-LES SUR TUMBLR!

(Also on Twitter: @jeanericyall)
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permalink tesslynch: If I could receive messages from the Universe, I’d want to know answers to the following questions: Why doesn’t somebody come up with a better cable internet/television provider in my area than Time Warner? How different are skunks from cats? What is the best way to make homemade pasta in a small kitchen? Why have you cursed me with skin that requires I use Clearasil at age 27 before I go to bed? Can you un-curse me of this? Why can some women walk comfortably in heels and others cannot? Will humans ever evolve to be capable of SCUBA diving without equipment? What’s my blood type? I never feel sure. Is there some herb I can eat so that when I sweat it smells like night-blooming jasmine? How do I get a book deal? What are Friday’s Megamillions numbers? What’s going on with Brangelina really?? a) This is a fantastic picture of Tess. (CLASSY HOT!) b) My response to these questions I really think super high speed wireless internet access and things like Hulu or HBO OnDemand on your computer will improve our lives immensely in the next few years. Remedy for skunks is tomato juice; remedy for cats is some kind of new DJ Roomba that picks up cat hair, disperses industrial strength air freshener, and has a lotion reservoir for claw scratches.  The advance model could even clean up litterboxes. My Swiss Italian friends have a mini-pasta maker that hooks up to their Kitchen Aid and pops out the best fresh pasta, all in an area the size of a Cuisinart processor. I have crappy oily skin too, so I feel your pain.  I usually sauna for 30-60 minutes every day and (embarassing beauty secret here) I dab some Olay on my face before bedtime.  I smell like a lady but my skin doesn’t suck anymore. This is sort of like how some guys are all about flip flops and some guys wear square-toed shoes, right?  NO IDEA. You watched SeaQuest DSV too?! Next time you get some blood tested, just ask if you’re a universal donor or universal recipient.  That’s how I remember. Use some kind of jasmine-infused body oil or lotion? Book deal?  Travel back in time to 2004 and write a witty niche blog/steal that Stuff White People Like idea. 5 12 27 32 51 + 9 Garth: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you’re gonna hurl? Wayne: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

tesslynch:

If I could receive messages from the Universe, I’d want to know answers to the following questions:

  • Why doesn’t somebody come up with a better cable internet/television provider in my area than Time Warner?
  • How different are skunks from cats?
  • What is the best way to make homemade pasta in a small kitchen?
  • Why have you cursed me with skin that requires I use Clearasil at age 27 before I go to bed? Can you un-curse me of this?
  • Why can some women walk comfortably in heels and others cannot?
  • Will humans ever evolve to be capable of SCUBA diving without equipment?
  • What’s my blood type? I never feel sure.
  • Is there some herb I can eat so that when I sweat it smells like night-blooming jasmine?
  • How do I get a book deal?
  • What are Friday’s Megamillions numbers?
  • What’s going on with Brangelina really??

a) This is a fantastic picture of Tess. (CLASSY HOT!)

b) My response to these questions

  • I really think super high speed wireless internet access and things like Hulu or HBO OnDemand on your computer will improve our lives immensely in the next few years.
  • Remedy for skunks is tomato juice; remedy for cats is some kind of new DJ Roomba that picks up cat hair, disperses industrial strength air freshener, and has a lotion reservoir for claw scratches.  The advance model could even clean up litterboxes.
  • My Swiss Italian friends have a mini-pasta maker that hooks up to their Kitchen Aid and pops out the best fresh pasta, all in an area the size of a Cuisinart processor.
  • I have crappy oily skin too, so I feel your pain.  I usually sauna for 30-60 minutes every day and (embarassing beauty secret here) I dab some Olay on my face before bedtime.  I smell like a lady but my skin doesn’t suck anymore.
  • This is sort of like how some guys are all about flip flops and some guys wear square-toed shoes, right?  NO IDEA.
  • You watched SeaQuest DSV too?!
  • Next time you get some blood tested, just ask if you’re a universal donor or universal recipient.  That’s how I remember.
  • Use some kind of jasmine-infused body oil or lotion?
  • Book deal?  Travel back in time to 2004 and write a witty niche blog/steal that Stuff White People Like idea.
  • 5 12 27 32 51 + 9
  • Garth: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you’re gonna hurl? 
    Wayne: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
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Tuesday Truth

mandalay:

noraleah: “Sleeping with a lawyer comes in handy more often than you’d think.”

TRUTH.

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permalink thisiswhyyourefat: The French Canadian A poutine sandwich with french toast buns topped with maple syrup. (Submitted by Jordan Elgie) THIS. With a sandwich like this, I’ve never been more proud to be un syrupsucker français.

thisiswhyyourefat:

The French Canadian

A poutine sandwich with french toast buns topped with maple syrup.

(Submitted by Jordan Elgie)

THIS.

With a sandwich like this, I’ve never been more proud to be un syrupsucker français.

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permalink Immigration Minister pulled gay rights from citizenship guide, documents show

Citizenship and Immigration Minister Jason Kenney blocked any reference to gay rights in a new study guide for immigrants applying for Canadian citizenship, The Canadian Press has learned.

Internal documents show an early draft of the guide contained sections noting that homosexuality was decriminalized in 1969; that the Charter of Rights and Freedoms forbids discrimination based on sexual orientation; and that same-sex marriage was legalized nationally in 2005.

But Mr. Kenney, who fought same-sex marriage when it was debated in Parliament, ordered those key sections removed when his office sent its comments to the department last June.

Senior department officials duly cut out the material - but made a last-ditch plea with Mr. Kenney in early August to have it reinstated.

“Recommend the re-insertion of the text boxes related to … the decriminalization of homosexual sex/recognition of same-sex marriage,” says a memorandum to Mr. Kenney from deputy minister Neil Yeates.

“Recommend the addition of ‘equality rights’ under list of rights. Had noted earlier that this bullet should be reinserted into the list as a means of noting the equality of all based on race, gender, sexual orientation etc …”

In the end, however, Mr. Kenney’s view trumped that of the bureaucrats. The 63-page guide, released with fanfare last November, contains no mention of gay and lesbian rights.

SWEET FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS THIS PARTY STILL IN POWER
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Corb Lund - Long Gone to Saskatchewan

This song is so much fun.  Unlike Saskatchewan.

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permalink They should re-title this movie "Look At This Fucking Canadian"

WTFUCK JAY BARUCHEL, WHY AREN’T YOU WEARING A HABS SWEATER
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