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March 2012

I hope Rick Santorum becomes a Thought Catalog...

sarahchristine: ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum goes to use his vibrator and realizes he is out of AAA batteries. This happened to me the other day so I had to take the batteries out of my Comcast remote. Santorum deserves this fate. I fucking love you and your truthiness, Sarah. Related: I hope Rick Santorum’s laptop dies and he has to go two days without looking at YouPorn...

February 2012

Re: DOLPHIN Florida needs to call it by its proper name, because I left the restaurant and will never return. I do lots of questionable things, but I’m not going to eat fucking Flipper. I did have an amazing stromboli though, so all was not lost.

@McBrutaLLL’s posts on positivity, punk spirituality, sXe, biking, and music are the only way I’m going to survive the next few weeks.

Excerpt from an SMS:

“Quand je demande un coup d’oeil, ce qui est profondément insatisfaisante et toujours vaine, c’est que vous nu regarderez plus jamais à moi de là où je te vois.”

michelledean: My new superpower is to choose to ignore what “people are talking about.”

Don’t tell us it’s not a class war - The Globe and... →

towerofsleep: A totally on-point editorial from The Globe about the ongoing disaster that is the global austerity agenda and how Harper is all to eager to put Canada on the same track. Nothing you didn’t already know, but it’s nice to see someone saying it straight-up in the so-called paper of record. ‘Canadian Nixonism’ is my new favourite political neologism (phrase?), a term I...

Anonymous asked: chara doesn't play for the habs? he's on the bruins so "habs fans" are not "trolling". fail.

Changes starting tomorrow:

Purchase supplies to fix up/customize my bike. New paint job, rear rack, and a milk crate if I can find one (keeping it Montreal-style). Canadian flag and Fleurdelisé decals on order. Bike at least 10km in heavy traffic, hopefully more. Baby steps, y’all. Officially going vegetarian. Cheese is excepted from this rule (read: poutine). Also no more Pepsi/soft drinks - Perrier/San...

All the cool kids are staying in on a Saturday night, taking antibiotics and playing on iChat/Skype.

Charles Bukowski 'Young In New Orleans' →

claytoncubitt: there was something about that city, though it didn’t let me feel guilty that I had no feeling for the things so many others needed. it let me alone.

P.S. - Thanks for all the well-wishes and concerns left on my phone and in my message box.

Pneumonia is awesome, especially when your doctor admits you into the hospital to receive intravenous antibiotics and litres of fluids over several days. Now that I’m home, it’s off to take some more medicine and sleep for another week. Sorry I haven’t been online or checking my phone - I quite literally didn’t have the energy for doing such menial tasks such as that (I...

I’m glad that Spotify posts in real time to Facebook; now I know what everyone’s sex playlist is.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL →

So…you don’t like the song “No You Don’t?” Or Michael Cera? SADFACE.

My gift to you, the new #Islands album →

Well, it’s just a streaming version of the entire album, but I highly recommend you listen and purchase the deluxe version, which includes several bonus tracks. It will make everything in your life pretty and sad and happy, but mostly pretty. Also, everybody should tweet @nickfromislands and tell him how much they enjoyed having sex while listening to the album tonight.

‘Legal services are not to be bartered for sexual... →

THERE GOES MY VALENTINE’S DAY.

Shayne Gagnon @gagnonshayne →

“Bonne Saint-Valentin à mes chums de chez Hummer St-Georges.” “Thumbs up Vic Toews, moé je suis de ton bord et pas du bord des gauchistes pédophiles.”

This is a cliché Valentine's Day anecdote.

So a few years ago I was in this relationship, which in hindsight was pretty horrible, and this is a good example of how things went for several months. For Valentine’s Day, I made sure both my girlfriend and I were off work for the night, and I ended up planning this hugely romantic (read: expensive) night - cabaret, sushi, dozens of some freakishly exotic roses that probably killed off a...

“Tulane girls confuse American Apparel with a Mardi Gras costume store. It is not.” -Noah

Federal crime bill, C-10, will affect Quebec’s... →

“Not since 1908 will Canada have a law where punishment for the sake of punishment is the goal,” said Pierre Hamel, head of legal affairs with the [Quebec Association of Youth Centres.] “This is a major change. It will affect the vast majority of young people in Canada. It is the interpretive framework of the law, which tells judges how to rule. It will affect all judicial decisions, not just...

lawschooled replied to your link: I got my Tumblr™ for Girls® and it’s awesome. You’re the worst. You just want to sleep on my bed and play with my toys. ADMIT IT.

…I had a very detailed, non-sexual dream about setting up myself as an escort for dissatisfied married women in DC. I had a really solid business plan! I have no idea what this means, but maybe the universe is trying to tell me I have a viable fallback position in life.