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April 2010

Poirier on Christiane Charette (Radio-Canada)

Tomorrow (April 1st) Between 10-11am With Face-T More info here and listen here.

March 2010

Maternal health includes access to abortion,... →

At the closing news conference, Ms. Clinton was asked about Canada’s signature G8 initiative on child and maternal health care in the Third Word. The Conservatives have come under heavy criticism for refusing to say if the plan would fund family planning programs that might include abortion. Ms. Clinton didn’t mince words. “You cannot have maternal health without reproductive...

La Leçon: ...so...maybe I shouldn't have picked up... →

Ok so I have friends coming over. A guy that has known me for, oh, I’d say at least ten years. Friend. Ex coworker. Partner in crime quite literally. Surprisingly not an ex something else, I’d say one of the few ( if not the only ) not gay platonic guy friends I have. Not that we haven’t discussed… Reblogging, because I feel you, Nath. We all have our dark periods and shit that seems...

Sarkozys Eat Half-Smokes at Ben’s Chili Bowl →

The Sarkozys, accompanied by Mr. Sarkozy’s two sons, had — get this — two half-smokes each. What? You’re saying Carla Bruni ate two hot dogs for lunch? “She finished her first one and ordered another one,” said an adamant Ms. Pollard. And she ate the second one? “They were both real hungry, I think.”

La patère rose : Duet Tacet

nedhepburn: What you do when you’re underemployed/unemployed is what you really want to do the whole time you’re working. I figured that out when I was watching Point Break and searching the Craigslist Jobs section for “lion tamer”. this. except substitute The Wire (Season 2) for Point Break and “adult gigs” for “lion tamer”.

"You're ridiculous" is the new "Just watch me" →

To be fair to Justin Trudeau, Shelly Glover is basically Canada’s Sarah Palin and nobody in the past, present or future of our country ever should take her seriously.

ithoughtiwenthere: it be lookin good. “you’re tellin’ me that all you wanna do is get high, play some trumpet and barbecue in new orleans your whole damn life?” fuck yeah.

AHHHHH THE NEWS JUST REFERRED TO THE HABS AS THE...

I mean, if the Habs lost, I see how you could be confused…

Thursday Confession

Every time I see Luke Wilson on an AT&T commercial, I have an urge to watch the suicide scene in The Royal Tenenbaums.

tonight, i'm making marshmallow fondant.

ohno-megan: and then making vagina cupcakes. ya heard. uh, is that a euphemism?

Trois fois bouncera →

Running High: une trilogie en un seul chapitre signée Poirier. Il y a ceux qui concentrent puis espacent le plus possible leurs séjours sous les projecteurs, puis il y a Ghislain Poirier. Toujours un nouveau remix, un nouvel EP ou un nouvel album en chemin ou en poche; toujours une gig à venir le week-end d’après… Le DJ et beatmaker s’est imposé à force de productivité et de...

I bought a premium theme.

I like it so far. (http://frenchelon.ca)

lilyna: Last night I made, and aced, Bacon Poutine at home with Vermont Cheese curds, Montreal poutine sauce and fries from the pub. It was epic. Also involved in the night was smoking on the rooftop, drinking sparkling & pate, maple syrup pie ( that turned into kind of a sloppy mess but still tasted amazing ), Ru Paul Drag Race episode and lots of red wine. Later today I will be going to...

the time at night, from my first drink until the last bit of champagne california sparkling wine has chased down my 12.5mg of ambien. i feel stimulated - toujours créatif, toujours original, always the highlight of my night. at first i feel nothing save for the burp that comes from swallowing too much carbonated grape juice in one breath. next, the random reading of email/twittering/tumblring...

srsly: Whoever said “money doesn’t buy you happiness” is a fucking idiot and has apparently never heard of Xanax Change “money” to “healthcare” and Xanax to Klonopin/Ambien and you have my life.

Film chronicles Don Cherry's life →

fuckyeahcanada: NO. FUCK THIS SHIT. STOP IT.

ameliaelizabeth asked: Child of divorce? The Alberta separatists would say that you (and me, actually) were fucked from that moment on.
http://www.proudtobecanadian.ca/index/writergroup/family_values_children_at_risk/

desperately seeking validation because i'm a child... →

“In the late afternoon, I watched the belly-flop contest at the Candy Store pool,...”

– Down And Out In Daytona, Part 1: A Postcard From Spring Break, Circa 1983 This is the kind of writer I hope Florida turns me into.

Dear Coke Talk: On pointing to the gym. →

I want my boyfriend to lose weight. He’s 230 pounds, 5 foot 10 inches, and heavier than his father. He isn’t muscular, so his weight isn’t muscle. I would never tell him that, because I don’t want to hurt his feelings (in fact, I tell him he looks fine to me). He says probably twice a week or… I’m gonna add my own addendum to this: Fuck a gym membership. Tell him to get a second...

Bravo Matches 'Millionaire Matchmaker' With New... →

mascarah: lfarm: BREAKING NEWS $$$ OMG LOVE ALERT PATTI NEW YORK WOW! My roommate and I LOVE the Millionaire Matchmaker (I mean, who doesn’t?) and hearing that Ms. Patti Stanger is moving to New York for her next season is definitely the most exciting news I’ve heard all day. BRB. I have to go pick out my outfit for the casting call. BRB. LFO, I’ll meet you there. Not gonna lie,...

“Yes, well, as a true Canadian, as you can tell from this here blog: We stick...”

– Melissa Auf de Maur

vivre sans temps mort et jouir sans entrave.

- back into the routine of going to the gym every day. how do i feel after several kilometres on the stationary bike and rowing machine? excellent. - probably going to take up yoga too. - quietly returned to vegetarianism (with important exceptions). - using a pretty decent iphone app to keep up with everything and to remind me what to eat and to actually go to the gym; i’m notorious for...

Ann Coulter’s speech in Ottawa cancelled →

Good. “People are more interested in ideas than dress.” - Pierre Elliott Trudeau

thatssodubsy: adjustments →

man, work is hard. but work doesn’t suck, no matter how tell myself at work that “work sucks.” having this disconnect with the rural vistas is just, well it’s just how it is. being in charge of planning and travel and hiring and paperwork sucks. not having a project to focus on, and having to be… dubsy’s alaska chronicles make me want to move there so bad. like, in my fantasy...

Jean-Eric Live On-Air Radio Performance! →

Jean-Eric will be performing live on WTUL New Orleans this Wednesday, March 24th (tomorrow!), on D-Trains’s progressive show. We’ll go on around 2:30pm. Tune in: 91.5 FM Listen live online: www.wtulneworleans.org Call us on the air bitches!!!: (504) 865-5885 - WTUL CALL LINE! Yo, we’re also playing tomorrow night (wed. mar. 24th) after the WTUL show at Saturn Bar with...

Les Trois Accords - Le bureau du médecin

Girls Who Wear Glasses: A Tribute →

Stress induced insomnia - 1 vs. The Dream Team (Ambien CR, Benadryl, melatonin, glass of wine) - 0 Trop peu, trop plus. À la prochaine fois.

Maple syrup just got sweeter →

Navindra Seeram, an assistant professor of pharmacy who specializes in medicinal plant research, found a cocktail of 20 antioxidants in 20 litres of the sweet stuff from Quebec, including 13 never before found in maple syrup. Although he says more research is needed to determine whether people can actually benefit from maple syrup, Seeram adds the compounds are reported to have antibacterial,...

“Ô fins d’automne, hivers, printemps trempés de boue, Endormeuses saisons!...”

– Charles Baudelaire, Brumes eu pluies

i think i'm out of serotonin.

so i went to the doctor today

and i had to sign a loyalty oath in blood to nancy pelosi while standing on top of an american flag before telling my new doctor which death panel i wanted to be signed up for (in spanish). no, i’m kidding, i’ve had socialized medical insurance my entire life (even while in america) and nothing changed at the fuck all. the end.

¡Hasta la victoria siempre!

so novembeard is still going on right?

Piebald - It’s Going to Get Worse Before it...

Limbeck - She’s Online From the very first...

blocksonblox: FUCK UK, yeah i said it 1. i only made it halfway through this video because i’m drunk TOO. 2. you two are welcome in new orleans ANYTIME. 3. the one i forgot. 4. whatever you said, FULLY SUPPORT.