May 2009
Programming Note
(it’s 4:50 a.m., I know…)
Changed my twitter username from unfuckwithable to frenchelon so it might cause less offence all around. (OH YOU PRUDES!) My username should’ve updated on tumblr, too.
tumblr: frenchelon.tumblr.com = unfuckwithable.ca
twitter: www.twitter.com/frenchelon
Just trying to get things more organised. Back to crashing for the night (day?) with two or...
Serious question: who is the guy doing...
(via inothernews)
Is it Mike Emrick? I dunno, NBC’s coverage is fucking terrible. The CBC should really be a cable channel option in the United States (outside of the border states).
French Brunch at La Fourchette →
I will vouch for this place and its French toast/brunches.
Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something,...
– G. Gordon Liddy On Sotomayor (via ntkg)
Liddy is a convicted felon who now sells Gold4Cash™ to 9/11 truthers during Glenn Beck commercial breaks. The ShamWoW guy has more credibility on issues such as these.
Obama Stops at Five Guys for Cheeseburger →
Fox News is at like Mustard-DEFCON 1 right now, right?
Canadian High Commission in Sri Lanka stoned →
There has to be a better way to say this.
OMG VIDEO: Governor General visits arctic →
The Governor General made a gesture of solidarity with the country’s beleaguered seal hunters on the first day of a week-long Arctic visit Monday. Michaëlle Jean ate a piece of the animal’s raw heart during a community festival in Rankin Inlet, Nunavut. (via Canadian Press/Toronto Star)
Actually, this is less awesome than I hoped for. I kind of thought she would be screaming NOM NOM...
Jean eats raw seal heart to show support for hunt →
On the first day of her trip to the Arctic Michaëlle Jean gutted a freshly slaughtered seal, pulled out its raw heart, and ate it.
Hundreds of Inuit at a community festival gathered around as the Governor General made a gesture of solidarity with the country’s beleaguered seal hunters.
Jean knelt above a pair of carcasses and used a traditional blade to slice the meat off the skin.
...
Cannes: Trois prix pour Dolan →
Xavier Dolan dans J’ai tué ma mère.
Xavier Dolan a remporté trois prix au Festival de Cannes pour son film J’ai tué ma mère:
le prix Art et Essai remis par la Confédération internationale des cinémas d’art et essai (CICAE)
le prix de la Société des auteurs et compositeurs dramatiques (SACD) pour le scénario
le prix Regards jeunes pour les longs métrages.
J’ai tué ma...
ta meuf miaule quand elle m'voit, appelle un...
stunts:
Kilroy (So Fresh Squad) - Stanky Leg remix http://www.zshare.net/audio/603758136035973d/
(photo de Kilroy par Koria)
Parisians keep it classy.
Laval police said Kosoian repeatedly refused to hold on to the handrail, even...
– Quebec woman gets ticket for refusing to hold handrail
This is def not USA. We have no “beseeching” by officers, we have “tazed”.
(via dhk)
Actually, in Canada, we have “tazed” too. Pro-tip: Don’t fuck around with the RCMP.
Quebec leads fight against homophobia →
The International Day Against Homophobia, initiated by a Quebec organization, will be celebrated in more than 50 countries Sunday, decrying discrimination against gays and lesbians.
“There are 192 countries at the UN, and half of them still ban homosexuality, notably most countries in Africa, in Asia and Arab countries,” said Laurent McCutcheon, president of Quebec’s Emergence...
In All Seriousness...
indieandyy:
Bitching about how you’re going leave Tumblr because it changed is like saying you’re going to move to Canada during an election. You need to follow through, or else you just look like a dick.
(via themattsmith)
— Analogy win.
What if you’re a dual citizen?
Analogy loophole.
Oh, since I’m seeing how long I can go without renewing my Mobile Me package, I’m using my BlackBerry email address exclusively. (Other than work email, obvs.) The address is on my main tumblr page or on my Facebook page if we’re Facebook friendsters. In case we haven’t been emailing or something. I’m really bad at keeping in touch with people.
EDIT:...
When did Facebook become a weapon of...
(via elizablr)
Since always.
Malajube en concert au Festival International de... →
For my followers that don’t subscribe to TV5MONDE (all 100% of you).
Va. Politics: You Say He's Just A.... →
First Bill Clinton does robocalls for Arlington Democratic candidate Adam Parkhomenko.
Now hip-hop star Biz Markie is wading into the Virginia governor’s race. That’s right, Biz, who will perform tonight at the Clarendon Ballroom along with rapper will.i.am for Terry McAuliffe, recorded a phone call for McAuliffe to advertise the events.
According to an Arlington resident who...
Mamans pour la vie
Since I’m kind of a shitty son and can’t make it to Geneva or Montreal to visit my mother, she’s in DC this week for Mother’s Day/birthdays/work. So that’s pretty awesome.
Basically I’m going to be drunk and speaking only French for the next week. Fuck yeah!
brookehatfield:
JIMMY CARTER IS EVERYWHERE
NOUS SOMMES TOUS JIMMY CARTER