March 2009
Vie de merde.
Canadiens actually won. Guess who’s going to mass tomorrow. VDM.
There's a...
walpaper:
chick in my office who totally doesn’t get 2009 and she’s making fun of me and my tumbln’.
She’s saying things in a mocking voice like, “Dear, Blogspot, I tried to print something today and then it got jammed in the printer,” and, “Dear, Blogspot, I had a tomato sandwich for lunch.”
And while I’d like to thing she just doesn’t get it - apparently she does. :/
Dude, don’t...
fmylife:
Today, I got a 31% on a Chinese test at school. I moved here to new jersey from China two months ago. FML
I went from Quebec to California and almost failed French I. True story. I drove my teacher nuts speaking Quebec French. She couldn’t understand a damn thing. I never claimed I wasn’t an asshole.
February 2009
[Mile End venues vs. local legislation] →
tessagoldsmith:
In another frustrating development for Mile End businesses, 9 year-old concert venue/restaurant Casa del Popolo is temporarily cancelling and moving its shows to other venues while it sorts out its licenses. Besides waiting on a bar liquor permit that would allow them to sell alcohol without requiring that customers order food, Casa is also trying to obtain the necessary concert...
I'm making tartiflette tonight, motherfuckers.
Eat a meal like this, drink a decent bottle of wine and you will live three years longer than the average American. TRUTH.
“All this constant talk about Reagan — Reagan did this and Reagan did that,” Mr....”
– Daniel Sheill, American hero
Game On
elizablr:
Just bought condoms for the first time in probably 3 years.
So many choices. And of course, the kind I wanted was only available in “economy” size 86 count.
I support this type of economic stimulation.
everytime i lose a follower i press this button
nedhepburn:
here.
thanks to all the people that unfollowed me when i starting talking ‘career’. i’m glad you stuck around for the fart jokes, the boner jokes, and my ramblings about hot girls, but as soon as i start talking “for serious” i lose like 5 followers.
Fuck that shit. Congratulations, Ned. That SAG shit going to be next level.
La patère rose - PaceMaker
La patère rose is like...
Les amis au Pakistan - Mon soldat de plomb
This...
Doug's Rules of Dating
elizablr:
My friend Doug has this equation he uses when determining the proper age group in which he can date.
Half your age + 7 = Youngest age you can date
Twice your age - 7 = Oldest age you can date
Let’s say you’re 30. You can date between the ages of 22 and 53.
He’s contemplating getting this trademarked or copyrighted or patented…
So if you’re 15 years old you can date a 23...
Jindal Admits Katrina Story Was False →
soupsoup:
biteofpythias:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lying bastard made up a story that put him at the center of being on the people’s side in the immediate aftermath of Katrina. HE MADE IT UP.
Next potential candidate?
(via talkingpointsmemo.com)
This story has ZZ Top legs.
“I don’t Twitter because the default subject line is, ‘What are you doing?’ and...”
– Brian Williams (via justalittlefaith)
Mr. Williams, you are full of lies and crushed dreams.
(via saintnate)
Fuck, Brian Williams needs Twitter like I need an emotionally bankrupt girlfriend. Again.
Shot in the Dark
nighthawks:
defeatism:
nighthawks:
Listen to my radio show!
I’ll be on air for the next hour and a half! Coming up soon: Animal Collective, Jenn Grant, Malajube, A.C. Newman, Ryan Adams, and Neko Case!
HAHAHA oh God less George Michael covers and more Malajube. For the love of my sanity.
Hey man, I make the rules here! Your precious Malajube is coming up after the ads…
Casablanca!...
Shot in the Dark
nighthawks:
Listen to my radio show!
I’ll be on air for the next hour and a half! Coming up soon: Animal Collective, Jenn Grant, Malajube, A.C. Newman, Ryan Adams, and Neko Case!
HAHAHA oh God less George Michael covers and more Malajube. For the love of my sanity.
Lost skiers fought off wolves to stay alive:... →
A Montreal couple lost in the B.C. backcountry had to fight off wolves, eat leaves, and build shelters to stay alive as they waited nearly 10 days to be rescued, the brother of the man who survived told CBC News.
Don’t fuck with French Canadians. We will survive nuclear winter if we have to.
(Radio-Canada)
Julien Clerc - Quand je joue
FACT: Finding a...
Paul Cargnello - Une rose noire (remix)
This is...
“Watch the brand new music video for the QUINTRON song FREEDOM now!!”
– http://www.quintronandmisspussycat.com/videos/freedomvideo.mov
Directed by Daryn Deluco and Drew Stubbs
(via defendneworleans)
“Nous, les socialistes, devons être attentifs à ne pas apparaître comme des...”
– André Vallini (PS) (via buzzle)
VCU/UR French Film Festival →
For $95, there better not be any subtitles. I need to make some friends at VCU post haste.
Malajube - Boule de Crystal Meth
Antoine Gratton - Malàlavie
Le Problème Avec...
“Une version vinyle de Labyrinthes, qui tournera à une vitesse de trente-trois et...”
– via Malajube
Will it have a 2K9 version of “Boule de Crystal Meth” on it?
Pepito - L’art en guise d’arme
Okay,...
Kenneth Jindal →
(via soupsoup)
The internet wins again.
PALIN JINDAL 2012
switchblades:
(via defeatism)
If only we could be so lucky.
Haha, I retracted that. FML if my sarcasm doesn’t come across.
Why is he telling us a children's story?
THIS IS SUCH A FUCKING TRAINWRECK.
When did Bobby Jindal become Mister Rogers?
Last time I checked:
President of the United States > Some Shitty Republican Governor
A pre-FU for Bobby J.
guardocamino:
Bobby Jindal:
Fuck you. You oversee the state with the worst debt rating. You have no right to say anything about the economy. Ever.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/money_co/2009/01/california-cred.html
I support this post.
How stoned is Nancy Pelosi?
Indochine Tuesday happened today →
lilyna:
Get on that train, people. It’s gonna make a stop here every Tuesday.
I support the fuck out of this. CAO BANG NEVER FORGET.
HAHAHA WOW. This address just went next fucking level.
OMG IS JOE BIDEN ASLEEP?
That’s how motherfucking confident we are in Obama.
Obama is in the House!
thedoctr:
(and Senate)
Let’s roll.
Ironic 9/11 metaphor?
Le nouveau site web de Bande à part en version... →
No longer a nightmare to stream! MERCI RADIO-CANADA.
NOLA Memory: Best Costume Ever
This guy had a bag of cocaine tied to a string that was wrapped to a giant letter C hanging around his neck.
His costume was called Below Sea Level.
Get it?
New Orleanians have the best sense of humour in North America, hands down.
“Pourquoi ne pas franchir le pas et nationaliser ? (…) Le contrôle à long...”
– Paul Krugman (prix nobel d’économie américain) (via buzzle)
I think I just blew some southern dude's mind by...
He still wouldn’t attempt to make it though, so I’m stuck with regular mediocre east coast pizza. I’d cut a bitch for some Bella Dona right now.