February 2009
Caline
by Kate Chopin (1850-1904)
The sun was just far enough in the west to send inviting shadows. In the centre of a small field, and in the shade of a haystack which was there, a girl lay sleeping. She had slept long and soundly, when something awoke her as suddenly as if it had been a blow. She opened her eyes and stared a moment up in the cloudless sky. She yawned and stretched her long brown legs...
hey, like, no surprise ever, the only people who...
Fucking Blue Laws (Or, How I Learned To Buy Booze...
artsystar:
shorterexcerpts:
Original Saturday night plans fell through (not in a bad way…and it turned out to be good timing, as I’ve felt hermit-esque today; sometimes staying in is better when one’s in a mood) but I did make my “I’m bringing good beer to this shindig” pre-Superbowl party beer run.
Why?
Because we can’t buy beer on Sundays; apparently our Gov. thinks we’ll go to hell or...
January 2009
Caline de Binne →
Ugh, since I can’t embed the mp3 for whatever reason, click on the link and then click play on ‘Caline de Binne’ and it’ll start playing. Jon Bartlett is one of my favourite persons on the planet.
Potential Party Themes.
stephanieboland:
Steph 17:20:11 HMMMMM FRUIT AND VEG HAS-BEEN CELEBRITIES BIOLOGICAL WARFARE MITIGATION ‘MY KITCHEN’ BODY PARTS TREES (AND/OR FAUNA) HEATHROW AIRPORT
Steph 17:21:32 THE HEBRADIES ISLANDS BILLY CONNOLY POPULAR BRANDS OF SOFT DRINKS COMPUTER PROGRAMS HAIRDRESSING TOOLS
How about…
GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR?
Dr. Ned, I see your Woody Guthrie and raise you a...
Manolith.com finally launched →
drned:
check it out, ladies and gents.
With the exception of dairy products, crabcakes and sushi, I’m going the fuck back vegetarian. I don’t really have a good reason for or against; I just recently re-gave up all carbonated beverages and refined sugar. We’ll see how my body takes this.
In by 1am. Not bad. Nice change from New Orleans. Time for excessive sleeping pills.
Anna Vogelzang, please marry me. Thanks, that’s all.
Anna Vogelzang and Christine Lyons →
That’s who I’m seeing tonight. Come out and I’ll buy you a drink ‘er something.
Dear defeatism
talliesmokestoomuch:
I just stumbled upon the movie that you posted, about ‘Strange Uncle Chris’ who ‘found a hair in his ear’ and realised its like a more psychopathic Hi Fidelity where he’s actually stalking the girls. I would not go out with him on the basis that he’s doing this. Fuck he’s creepy.
La Haine? Ohhhh no no no…that clip of the dude that tracks down all of his exes? I was...
Neko Case and Her Boyfriends - The Virginian
Goes...
Destiny rules
magicmolly:
I look forward to earning a Master’s degree in education just so I can work my way up to the position of Dean, hand out diplomas at graduation, and give one kid a ribboned burrito.
9 LOOKS NO DUDE SHOULD TRY AND PULL OFF →
drned:
doinwork:
I kinda like deep-v’s sometimes, sorry.
yeah dude i’m riding the v-neck wave all the way to the shore. then i’m going to go straight to turtlenecks. gotta keep ‘em guessing.
gonna support my v-neck brothers here.
Jets to Brazil - You Are Having The Time Of My...
Some insight into my personal life.
At an all-night coffeeshop because I just can’t sleep. I’m alternating between Tumblr, Jane’s Defence Weekly, Le Monde, Le Temps, Neue Zürcher Zeitung, The Guardian and playing with my BlackBerry. I keep running outside to smoke a few precious cigarettes/talk on the phone in two or three languages and every time I come back inside I pour some whisky into my coffee cup from a...
GUYS
realrealsoft:
FACT
don’t be triflin’ + don’t have a venerial disease = you get laid
OMFG A LIST!
realrealsoft:
don’t stone me in the streets! things i have also never had:
a burrito
ketchup
chili
forgive me my father, for i have sinned! i will use my trip as an occasion to rectify these sins! hehe. rectify.
Dude, have you never been to America, either? Or, like, Alberta?
Where's the best place to get tacos in LA?
drned:
i’m askin’.
http://tacohunt.blogspot.com
Reality Check: Writer/Actor Mike White & Dad Join ... →
toolazy:
Not only do I love Mike White (hello, School of Rock), but I just realized that his father is the Mel Stewart of Soulforce.
Mel Stewart lives and runs Soulforce from my current town of Lynchburg, VA.
During my freshman year Soulforce came to Liberty’s campus where many of the students were plain hateful. Along with a few other friends, I spent the night before their visit baking...
www.herohill.com/ →
thisbeautifulmess:
Great music blog focused on Canadian artists. They have a lot of mp3s available for sampling.
Le Monde est à vous nous
Can someone explain to me in three sentences
jgh:
this “I Care About You” meme
Okay, I’ll try.
Molls said “jump.”
And Tumblr said “how high?”
yeah, my dashboard is covered in "i care about...
Jets to Brazil - Air Traffic Control
HEY! LIONEL RICHIE! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' PAID TO...
switchblades:
That’s what I thought, ass.
I met Lionel Richie one night about 4:30am in the French Quarter of New Orleans. He was like “HEEEEEYYYYYYY!” in his Lionel Richie voice, and I was like “HEYYYYY IT’S RAY CHARLES!” in my drunky voice and gave him a hug.
True story.
World Food Programme Advert with Sean Penn →
for the Human Rescue Plan
(via TV5)
“keep wearing your toques, they’re going to get you laid, son.”
– advice from my mother. awesome.
I’ve only been here for a few days and the girls at Starbucks (sorry no Beans out east) already know me by name, drink, and I think one barista has already formed a crush on me. Dude it took like three days to forge this kind of personal connection? I think I have a problem.
I slept for enough time to kill off the effects of the Guinness, but not the red wine. Also, the last minute addition of a Riesling was probably a bad idea. What’s up hangover.
let's help eachother out
molls:
I want to watch creepy documentaries for free online. I want them all the time. I loved the one Tess posted about those fake babies. I also love anything pageant related.
Here are some other topics of interest:
- weird sexual things
- prostitution
- drugs
- religion
- conspiracies
- remarkable children
- teen life/issues
Here. I’ll embed A Complete History Of My Sexual Failures....
The Promise Ring - Happiness Is All The Rage
The...
okay. dudes. tired of this shit.
there are some fine tumblrs out there i’d like to contact for several legitimate reasons, but you people either don’t give out anything (creepy stalkers) or only give out non-contact links (myspace, last.fm, etc).
but i don’t have a myspace. stopped logging into mine back in 2006. don’t have that last.fm shit. can you guys like throw up a gmail address or something?...
disappointingmonkey:
defeatism:
disappointingmonkey:
Or…. maybe I should use this extra room as a studio. Seriously. Find someone who is looking for a space as well. Is that weird?
No, I had a situation like that my last two years at university, in Boston. It actually worked really well because when she was up late working hard I was stumbling home drunk and she made sure I didn’t...
sashas:
Built to Spill - Dystopian Dream Girl
...
disappointingmonkey:
Or…. maybe I should use this extra room as a studio. Seriously. Find someone who is looking for a space as well. Is that weird?
No, I had a situation like that my last two years at university, in Boston. It actually worked really well because when she was up late working hard I was stumbling home drunk and she made sure I didn’t accidentally sleep inside of her...
