July 2008
Drink Review: Electro-lade/Electrolemonade
When I was growing up, I used to visit my grandparents in New Brunswick (note: je ne suis pas fucking Acadien) at least once every summer. And for whatever reason, my grandmother thought I liked to drink those Hi-C juice boxes, specifically the Ghostbusters-inspired flavour Ecto Cooler with a giant caricature of Slimer on the front. Actually what I liked about it was that, even at the tender age...
Senator Shepherd: A Rainbow in Marrero
Shepherd was arrested at his residence in Stonebridge. The sheriff’s office said there were two women in the house, one of whom appeared to be performing a lap dance on Shepherd, who was on a sofa.
Contacted for comment, Ballzack stated to “stop lookin’ at da baby, stop lookin da baby like dat.”
[Times-Picayune/NOLA.com]
“Moules Frites Poutine, you are my favourite new food category.”
– Me, about thirty minutes ago, after explaining to a French chef what the hell poutine is, and enjoying one of the top ten meals of my life.
Study: Montréalers figure out New Yorkers are...
Joel and Ian Gold, brothers and psychiatrists from Montreal, believe they have discovered a signature mental illness of the YouTube era: patients who claim they are subjects of their own reality TV shows.
They have named the malady the “Truman Show Delusion,” and though they are in the process of putting together a medical paper on the topic, their discovery is already causing a...
So, I finally found my phone.
And I only had just over seventy missed text messages. Yay.
light summer reading: a fun, sexy time for you.
A Summary View of the Rights of British America Thomas Jefferson, 1774
Ahhh, summer in America. Baseball, hot dogs, daiquiris, beer, scantily-clad women, humidity, long weekends, afternoon thunderstorms, foreign tourists, Toby Keith songs on the radio, wildfires destroying most of California - it’s truly the best time of year for getting out to the Fly or to the northshore to sit back,...
