Today I taught a one year old child how to DJ on an iPad.

Your “music project” is invalid.


All Hepatitis’d up! (Taken with instagram)

All Hepatitis’d up! (Taken with instagram)


lawschooled:

Look who made a cameo on tonight’s 30 Rock!


CALIK!

lawschooled:

Look who made a cameo on tonight’s 30 Rock!

CALIK!

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Sak Te Gen Tan Gen La (feat. Imposs) - Poirier
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Sak Te Gen Tan Gen La (feat. Imposs)

Poirier

Poirier : Sak Te Gen Tan Gen La (feat. Imposs)

In about a week I’ll be speaking 25% English, 25% French, 25% Spanish, and 25% Haitian Creole.  Can’t think of a better way to brush up on the latter.

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GO TO IGLOOFEST FRIDAY NIGHT. / ALLEZ À IGLOOFEST VENDREDI SOIR.

SUD-WEST SOUNDSYSTEM AT/À 19H30.

ENJOY.

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Yo future girlfriend, one day I’m going to wake you up with some Death Cab, take you on a road trip, and make a movie about it because I love you, girl.


Après Angry Birds...Angry Péquistes!


Christina and I are playing ‘Homeless or Hipsters?’ (Taken with instagram)

Christina and I are playing ‘Homeless or Hipsters?’ (Taken with instagram)


My submission for Gawker's "worst roommate" story:

Living in Boston circa 2001/2002, DJing at Bill’s Bar, and working on that nightmare of a website makeoutclub - those were the days, y’all.  Dealing coke, smoking crack, infidelity, failure to pay rent, felony theft…this story has it all.

It’s also why I’ve made it a point to live alone since 2003.


nickmcglynn:

How many times have you said, “I love my iPad so much, if it had a vagina I’d fuck it!” Well your in luck…

Need this for my next transatlantic flight.  Especially flying economy class.

nickmcglynn:

How many times have you said, “I love my iPad so much, if it had a vagina I’d fuck it!” Well your in luck…

Need this for my next transatlantic flight.  Especially flying economy class.

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Telefon Tel Aviv : Fahrenheit Fair Enough

Soundtrack for sleep.


  • My replacement charger for my replacement’s replacement MacBook charger arrives tomorrow.  I’m pretty fucking stoked to be able to use my computer again.  Also, I want to see how long it takes before this new charger fails on me.
  • In surprising corporate machines being helpful news, Bank of America totally fixed my checking and money market accounts after a computer glitch.  Without any hassle.  High five!
  • In unsurprising corporate machines being dickbags news, I spent 90 minutes on the phone with Comcast setting up my TV and internet service in Miami, though I’m pretty sure I’m going to be overcharged and probably won’t have the service installed correctly.  Can Verizon FiOS just go nationwide already?  Or Swisscom?  Or Bell?
  • Today was headache from hell day.  I’ve never wanted to stab myself in the eye socket more than the hours between 8am and 8pm.  (Thanks post-breakthrough seizure.)
  • I’m spending the rest of the week packing, and the weekend loading my moving truck.  Hopefully I can get away for some free time on Saturday - I need a solid afternoon of saying goodbye to people in NOLA.  Then I’m Audi5k as of Tuesday.
  • I have facial hair back!  I’m so excited!  Now I get why women love beards - fuck, I love my beard.  I want to go on a make out binge just to share my gift with the world.
  • Watched 50/50 tonight.  I have some serious mixed feelings about it, but that was expected wasn’t it?
  • Anyone know of a good bike shop in Miami?  I’m looking for a decent fixed-gear that I can customize/fix up.
  • RAIN TODAY.  RAIN THURSDAY.  SO EXCITED.
  • Time for an Ambien and a few dozen pages in my book.


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NOLA Mustache/Beard/Tattoo competition

soz:

Do you have a sick mustache? Beard? Tattoo? Wellllll…

Look, I would enter this if it wasn’t for the Fukushima-level of radiation that my head has been absorbing over the past few weeks rendering all facial hair null and void.  But it’s starting to grow back so I think I’m due some sort of handicap in this contest, non?

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awkward-kisser:

THIS IS NOT REAL OH MY GOD THE WANT I WANT IT FRICK.

I’m reblogging this only because this is exactly what my dog Pierre looks like, but, somehow, with more adorable eyes.

awkward-kisser:

THIS IS NOT REAL OH MY GOD THE WANT I WANT IT FRICK.

I’m reblogging this only because this is exactly what my dog Pierre looks like, but, somehow, with more adorable eyes.

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